Spaghetti Western

You're John Spaghetti, the most al dente slinger in all the Wild West. Your beloved wife, Anneli Bavette, was kidnapped by the ruthlessly sauceless Al Fredo, and you have 15 seconds (plus your trusty lasso) to stop him.
Quite frankly, for John Spaghetti, that'll be plenty enough.



Special thanks to Vincent_Mango for Anneli's concept.